Cool Laws................

Lorenz's Law of Mechanical Repair
After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.



Anthony's Law of the Workshop:
Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.



Kovac's Conundrum:
When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged tone.



Cannon's Karmic Law:
If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.



O'brien's Variation Law:
If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.



Bell's Theorem:
When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.



Ruby's Principle Of Clo! se Encounters:
The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.



Willoughby's Law:
When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.



Zadra's Law Of Biomechanics:
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.



Breda's Rule:
At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last.



Owen's Law:
As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.