Sawalon ke jawab ;-))

1)There are a carrot, a pile of pebbles, and a pipe lying together in the middle of a field.
- melted snowman
2)A man wakes up one night to get some water. He turns off the light and goes back to bed. The next morning he looks out the window, screams, and kills himself.
-Man works at the hospital.He accidently turns off the life support systems power.In morning he realises dis and commits suicide.

3)A man is doing his job when his suit tears. Three minutes later, he's dead.
-A deep sea diver.he passes near a rock and gets a cut.diving suit torn,blood coming out.sharks are attaracted by blood.

4)A man marries twenty women in his village but isn't charged with polygamy.
-marriage maker(matrimonials) or a priest

5)Two people in a room alone. One looks around and realizes he's going to die.
twins (like in judwaa movie),only one is dead (tapak gayela hai..)